COOL JOKES (FACEBOOK STATUS)

• Catching a Tiger

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger.
1- Newton's Method- Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger.
2- Einstein's Method- Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired n Then Catch It.
3- Police Method- Catch A Cat & Beat It until It Accepts Its A Tiger!!! :P:D

• Maa Ka Sapna

Har MAA ka sapna hota hai k us ki beti ko ek
Acha ladka miley.
. Ab aap hi batao..? ??
Akela Mein
('-')
<) )==.,
_//_
Kis kis Maa Ka Sapna pura karun.... :-p:-D

•   Truth Of Students :

Truth Of Students
Most Common dialogues
During Exam ¤ Saale aur
kitna likhega? ¤ Abey zor
se bol na kuch
sunai nai de raha :P ¤
Ma’am I was asking for
the
eraser :( ¤ Tu bi Fail , Mai bi
Fail :D ¤ Bata na fattu koi
nai dekh
raha :/ ¤ Yaar ye chapter
kab karvaya
tha? ¤ Yar ek din or mil
jaata to bc
padh lete ¤ Ma'am Mai baat
ni kar rha
tha, Niche Scale gir gya
tha ¤ Aaj Ghar jaate hi agle
paper
ki tyari shuru kr dunga ¤
Paper kis chutiye ne set
kiya
hai? ¤ Yaar Aaj toh Totte
udd
gaye :( And The Famous
one ¤ Bhagwan bas is
baar kripa
kar de Maa Kasam..! Next
tym toh
jhande gaad dunga :P :D